Super perfect size
for two people

or POTUS
measuring a generous

many wonderful inches
very very good ones

and ergonomic
so real science.

Super strong pole
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uncomfortable to hold?
No, ergonomically no,

and rubberised bulk
[that’s not so funny,

bad bad personal joke].
The best size

for covering the
perfect covering.

Super perfect covering
people fully from rain

and slip and slide; also
that part on the side.