KS3 English SATs always have been and always will be shite. It seems that regardless of the government in power, they remain in annual, tortuous existence. They remain despite my taking the piss out of them over the years: many examples of doing so on this site. Here is one I don’t recall previously posting – there is an exam question with the ‘answer’ and this is from the Answer Book, and markers/examiners have no choice but to reject anything other than the ‘answer’ provided; then there is my response, this one more poetically sarcastic than usual reactions…
If you are uncertain (!), ‘whimper’ must surely be an acceptable answer! And it is surely better than ‘shriek’, but that’s not really the point. It is a stupid definitive question/answer in an English test/exam where such exist to be purely functional: easy to set, easy to mark, easy to provide a numerical score/outcome, easy to produce ‘results’, easy to be judged, easy to compare with targets, easy to claim THIS IS NATIONAL ASSESSMENT
















