You Want To Show That Someone Is Upset

KS3 English SATs always have been and always will be shite. It seems that regardless of the government in power, they remain in annual, tortuous existence. They remain despite my taking the piss out of them over the years: many examples of doing so on this site. Here is one I don’t recall previously posting – there is an exam question with the ‘answer’ and this is from the Answer Book, and markers/examiners have no choice but to reject anything other than the ‘answer’ provided; then there is my response, this one more poetically sarcastic than usual reactions…

If you are uncertain (!), ‘whimper’ must surely be an acceptable answer! And it is surely better than ‘shriek’, but that’s not really the point. It is a stupid definitive question/answer in an English test/exam where such exist to be purely functional: easy to set, easy to mark, easy to provide a numerical score/outcome, easy to produce ‘results’, easy to be judged, easy to compare with targets, easy to claim THIS IS NATIONAL ASSESSMENT

My Music Review Blog: Some Diurnal Aural Awe

I began writing this blog in 2011, driven by a love of music and need to have a forum for writing.

If you look at the run of posts across the years, it is obvious how prolific I was at the beginning and how much this has declined over recent years. It is not about the love of music also declining – I still listen to as much these days* – but rather a change in focus on my other writing (like here) but also significant commitments in daily life that have curtailed the time for writing/posting.

One intriguing element on this blog is the recording of stats for pageviews. I noted today it was 3.5 million! Extraordinary. Should I be monitising this blog?

I think not. As explained today in my research into Google blogspot pageviews, these can be added to by bots, web crawlers, spam referrers. You think!?

To read Some Diurnal Aural Awe, go here

*I am unable to attend live gigs though, which is a huge personal loss…