Dear teachers,
I have been telling
off your students,
but the off
is you
for teaching them
linguistic things
that are
in their minds
just things, really,
to imagine sound
better [let’s not
examine as adjective,
as adverb, as noun
as verb]
than ‘better’
or what is
correct.
This is a ‘rotten’
thing to do,
which is not
a lexeme,
even if it is
or could be,
but is definitely
corrupting
as a thing to
teach students.