There really are doggie lawns…

Real grass meets real ass
– W.D. –Hund

Yesterday, I got the
patio gas;

now for the patio
potty grass

it seems, if I had a dog:
this REAL lawn

and REAL dog combo
delivers more bang

for your buck.
20 x 24 inches

straight to your door
and larger than out-

doors when you don’t
have any.

Friend of the
green bin

and friend of odour-
less inches on verandas.

Or inside if
no outside

for weeks
not hours

day or rain
night or shine:

doggie potty size
to fully neutralize.