There really are doggie lawns…
Real grass meets real ass
– W.D. –Hund
Yesterday, I got the
patio gas;
now for the patio
potty grass
it seems, if I had a dog:
this REAL lawn
and REAL dog combo
delivers more bang
for your buck.
20 x 24 inches
straight to your door
and larger than out-
doors when you don’t
have any.
Friend of the
green bin
and friend of odour-
less inches on verandas.
Or inside if
no outside
for weeks
not hours
day or rain
night or shine:
doggie potty size
to fully neutralize.